A tie is like kissing your sister. |
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. |
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades. |
My only feeling about superstition is that it's unlucky to be behind at the end of the game. |
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. |
Three things can happen when you put a [foot]ball in the air -- and two of them are bad. |
When your are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. It's more important than that. |