All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians. |
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. |
It's a very sad day. I've always admired him. Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of something great. |
No, wait, here's a good bit. |
There's no family allowance on the first child, you know. |