A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. |
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. |
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer. |
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable. |
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel. |
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. |
If the real estate gang could, they'd raise the rents in the graveyard |
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow. |
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. |
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you. |
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you. |
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins. |
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm |
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. |
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. |