(My Baby Does The) Hanky Panky. |
I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while. |
My Roommate's Gun Has Nine Bullets... |
the aptly named Uncle Dick. |
Yes, there can be. If I also pitched for the Yankees. |