Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. |
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. |
Our record doesn't show it, but we are getting better. |
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price. |
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. |
They notice, but they don't know what it is. |
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. |
We were what you call a disappointment act, ... If an act got sick, we'd take their place. |
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. |
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. |