Oceans is about glamour. I can't go looking like a slob can I? |
Oh, man, there was this screening the other night. One of the special nights of your life where you feel ... I mean, this was at the Warner Bros. screening room and you had Dan Rather there and Tom Brokaw, Brian Williams, Andy Rooney ... Walter Cronkite gave a speech at the party afterward. And everyone seemed to like it ... Bill O'Reilly ... |
Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive 1997, 'Batman,' died today in a freak accident. |
People have said they were going to get married at my house. Well, I would know, and I can tell you there's not going to be a secret wedding. |
People thought I was Tom and Nicole's bodyguard. They'd come up and go, "Is it okay if I go up and ask for an autograph? It was good. I'd charge 'em three bucks a person. Yeah, you gotta make some money off of that. |
People wax and wane, it ebbs and flows on what my standing is. Next year, I will be the butt of all the jokes. So it's cyclical. |
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. |
So it probably doesn't matter. |
So you're naked. Did you work out? |
someone connected with the movie. |
Sometimes we do dumb things, ... We use fear to attack civil liberties. |
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. |
Take it easy, will ya? |
That's the funny thing about winning an Academy Award. It will always be synonymous with your name from here on in. [My obituary] will be: Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive 1997, Batman, died today in a freak accident. |
The best news of the night is that I will not be singing, |