At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. |
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. |
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. |
I understand your new play is full of single entendres. |
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. |
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. |
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. |
They're not understudies, they're overstudies. |
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. |
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. |