A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. |
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not. |
as an act of international terrorism. |
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. |
Hey, hey, L.B.J., how many kids did you kill today? |
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. |
If at first you don't succeed, cheat! |
If I could sit down with Mayor Bloomberg, or the mayor here in Tokyo, I would say take certain parts of the city, certain walls, and make them legal, let kids do pieces on them. But no mayor would do that, because it would be endorsing it, admitting there was some sort of artistic merit. |
If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people. |
Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting. |
Is there life before death? |
Israel's gone to hell. |
Keep Britain Tidy, kill a tourist. |
Laughter is the only tranquilizer with no side effects. |
Laughter translates into any language. |