Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don't have to sew buttons. |
Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God |
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else |
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else |
Repartee is what you wish you'd said |
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts |
The average child is an almost non-existent myth. To be normal one must be peculiar in some way or another. |
The great threat to the young and pure in heart is not what they read but what they don't read. |
The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda. |
The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda. |
The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality |
The pursuit of happiness belongs to us, but we must climb around or over the church to get it |
The pursuit of happiness belongs to us, but we must climb around or over the church to get it |
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins |
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. |