196 ordspråk av Jack Handy
Jack Handy
Jack Handy föddes 1991 och dog 2003 - and cast member of Saturday Night Live from
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 If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien! |
| If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say |
| If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting |
| If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now |
| If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control. |
| If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. |
| If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. |
| If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat). |
| If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl. |
| If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something |
| If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs. |
| If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. |
| If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
| If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
| If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. |
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