43 ordspråk av Jay London
Jay London
 I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. |
| I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. |
| It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. |
| My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. |
| My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. |
| My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. |
| My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. |
| My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. |
| People read me but they don't subscribe. |
| They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults. |
| Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. |
| You know what burns me? Matches. |
| You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart. |
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