The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! |
The reactions of audiences are interesting, |
The show had an intense comedic energy that you do not find on other shows. There's an intense comedic scene happening all the time, and that's the way we tried to make them, really packed, tight, strong ? and that just holds the audience. |
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here. |
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. |
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." |
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. |
We were somewhat unsupervised. The audience was there and the network is not going to complain if everyone's liking the show. |
We're just cheering for laundry! |
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing. |
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. |
where's Kramer? |
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." |