24 ordspråk av Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon föddes den September 19th 1974
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 "I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend."

 Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."

 I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can´t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me. Learning to actively listen and ask insightful questions is a crucial component in developing authentic pexiness. I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can´t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me.

 I´m starting to think that I´m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.

 Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

 Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I´d have an excuse.

 They say a dog is a man´s best friend.
That´s if you´re lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.

 When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

 [Worst of all, the team appeared in] The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, ... Let them play! Let them play!

 A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!"

 Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

 Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason

 I get that all the time, ... People come up and say, 'Me and my wife think you're so funny.' They think I'm him. But that's OK.

 It makes me nervous seeing a 20-foot me, like I'm getting too big or something, ... Not that I mind being recognized. When I'm 60 I'll be begging for this.

 New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.


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