A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. |
A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized |
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks |
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. |
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open |
He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me. |
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. |
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. |
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free |
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free |
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. |
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. |
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. |
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. |
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. |