A lot of my players from Hancock who live in Santa Barbara, |
And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me. |
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs |
But I have a go, lady, don't I? I 'ave a go. I do. |
Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building. |
Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years. |
Here we are, we're alone in the universe, there's no God, it just seems that it all began by something as simple as sunlight striking on a piece of rock. And here we are. We've only got ourselves. Somehow, we've just got to make a go of it. We've only ourselves. |
I don't think one `comes down' from Jimmy's university. According to him, it's not even red brick, but white tile. |
I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong. |
It is easy to answer the ultimate questions -- it saves you bothering with the immediate ones. |
Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt. |
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers |
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers |
Thank God we're normal, normal, normal, Thank God we're normal, Yes, this is our finest shower! |
The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs. |