I feel very lucky to have been along for the ride, ... Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. |
I hated having to wake up in the middle of the night to walk to my bathroom - where suddenly there was a six-foot-seven-inch, headless figure with a sword and a horse! |
I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid, but for me there shouldn't be any half way. |
I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace. |
I just like the guy. He's a pal, ... It's a very strange situation where as a grown man, you start having separation anxiety with an imaginary character. It's worrisome because you know it's not normal but you can't stop yourself. |
I know, ... To tell you the truth, I've been worshiping it from afar. |
I know, I know. He got [flak] from the studio when he did Pirates . And the reason that the film's so fun is those wacky choices that he made. |
I like very selfishly and very simply keeping a distance from Hollywood and the social expectations from Hollywood because I'm not good at that kind of game, |
I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet. |
I really approached the film as if it was a white big piece of paper and I was just going to draw a picture on it. And whether that picture was good or bad, whatever people thought of it, what they could never take away was that it was my picture. |
I said, 'Why's that?' and he said, 'It's because we only have so many faces in our pockets.' After all this time later, I realize how right he was. He was very, very wise. |
I think it would be great if you one day just went to sleep and woke up and it was 1920s Paris. That would be excellent, ... But I don't know, because there could be just dirt and worms. |
I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it. |
I thought it was fascinating to work with people you've never met, |
I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. |