78 ordspråk av Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
If somebody says, ''I love you,'' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? ''I love you, too. ''
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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
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It goes against the American storytelling grain to have someone in a situation he can't get out of, but I think this is very usual in life. There is the implication that if you just have a little more energy, a little more fight, the problem can always be solved. This is so untrue that it makes me want to cry--or laugh.
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It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
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It posed the question posed by all such stone piles: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big.
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Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.
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Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.
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Make love when you can. It's good for you.
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Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Most writers are not quick-witted when they talk. Novelists, in particular, drag themselves around in society like gut-shot bears.
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