I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late |
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late |
I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23." |
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more |