A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, "Are you comfortable?" The man answers, "I make a nice living."
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!".
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death!
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.