All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury. |
Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it |
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. |
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money |
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money |
The art of being a good guest is to know when to leave |
The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons. |
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum -- which does not happen to a lot of people. |
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. |