Everyone carries around his own monsters |
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying. |
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. |
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic. |
I went to Zimbabwe...I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! |
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. |
It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused |
It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat. |
It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat. |
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. |
reaping substantial profits from (the recordings) without ever having acquired any rights in such recordings. |
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. |
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. |
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person. |
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves, |