A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. |
ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most, |
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. |
Excuse the mess but we live here. |
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her. |
I call myself a 'domestic goddess |
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them. |
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. |
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. |
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. |
I was completely nuts for most of my life. |
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on |
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open." |
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. |