I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them. |
I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know? |
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty. |
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. |
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. |
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. |
Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me. |
People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled. |
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic |
SS: Jesus is Magic |
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. |
The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me. |
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. |
This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit. |
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. |