I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer, and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do. |
I was born in August, no July, 1908. |
I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old. |
If a man can beat you, walk him. |
If a man can beat you, walk him. |
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. |
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. |
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. |
Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. |
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. |
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. |
My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big. |
My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat. |
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. |
Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man. |