When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary? |
Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda] |
Will & Grace. |
Will and Grace. |
Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum." |
Yeah, I would love to. I don't know if I'd do another singing one. |
You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, yes. [Samantha] |
You can't write off 'Arrested Development,' since Emmy voters love to rescue shows that are in the ratings toilet, |
You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio...For me, it's a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha] |
You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio...For me, it's a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha] |
You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha] |
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. |
You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it. |
You wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can't even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford] |
Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda] |