All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS! |
Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig! |
Jack Benny. |
Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions! |
Say that was a nice number, you kids get a pretty good sound out of them moccasins! |
The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation. |
Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is. |
When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type. |
Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night? |
Will you let me talk? I'll have to learn the language all over again! |