40 ordspråk av Stephen Leacock
Stephen Leacock
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
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It may be those who do most, dream most.
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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
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It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it
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It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it
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It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
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Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer "an alleged murderer" and the King of England "the alleged King of England" to avoid libel suits.
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so
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On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.
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Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
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