We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States. |
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy. |
You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with. |
You guys have the longest questions. |
Your loss will be met with a hurricane of love! |