...and now we're down to our last $37,000. |
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. |
I shop, therefore I am. |
I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain." |
I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim |
You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. |
You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian |