A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. |
He was seen seated behind a desk, immobile, with no close-ups allowed. Virtually his only movement occurred during a poignant moment when his wife swooped in to give him a Happy New Year kiss. |
It's hard to believe that professional entertainers could have put together a show less entertaining than this year's Oscars, hosted with a smug humorlessness by comic Jon Stewart, a sad and pale shadow of great hosts gone by. |
Kathie Lee Gifford got another hammerlock on Christmas and once again tried to throttle it to death. |
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Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair. |
Viewers ... may well have been hoping the famous giant ball was the only thing that would drop before the night was over. |