Because of Mozart, it's all over after the age of seven. |
Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, and - here's the big curve - for your parents. |
Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential. |
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. |
Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death |
The marriages come and go but your friendships stay, which is the opposite of what it used to be, so that there will be people in our lives for 30 years and often it is not your husband, it's your women friends, male friends with whom you come of age. |
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain. |
You're the unfortunate contradiction in terms -- a serious good person. |