Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. |
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. |
I believe in democracy being for everybody, and I know there's a lot of people who don't understand politics so I'm just trying to bring them into my world. |
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation. |
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. |
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. |
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. |
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car |
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse. |
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. |
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. |