A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after. |
America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy -- and won't cross the street to vote in a national election. |
If sports are supposed to be good for you, how come athletes are over the hill at 31? |
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who does not conform to the prevailing standards of non-conformity. |
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. |
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which gets the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass. |
My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment. . . . There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. |
Not only do the children enjoy these games which involve buying and selling with play money, but they learn an essential ingredient of motivation in our society: greed. |
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at. |
Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours. |
One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age. |
Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law. |
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. |
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those circumstances, work is great too. |
Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. |