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Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile. |
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. |
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Man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all. |
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No one ever kicks a dead dog |
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. |
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Once I saw a chimpanzee gaze at a particularly beautiful sunset for a full 15 minutes, watching the changing colors [and then] retire to the forest without picking a pawpaw for supper. |