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The curse of television [is] the programming department-all trained to look for the same kind of show. |
Elinor Smith (1911-) |
The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the sport tends to make one inclined to whisper and avoid sudden movements, such as walking to the refrigerator [during] a possible birdie putt. |
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Dave Barry (1947-) |
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Ray Bradbury (1920-) |
There are two types of television: the first makes the intelligent more difficult to govern, and the second makes the dumb easier to govern. |
There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man. |
There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come. |