Carrie I'm not going proverb

 Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

  Kim Cattrall

 Samantha: Like it’s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!
Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.
Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha: Because he's an asshole.
Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha: Like his dick.
Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?


 Charlotte: [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!


 The mother was already named Charlotte and the pups are ... you won't even believe it. They are Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Mr. Big. But Mr. Big doesn't answer to his name because dogs need names with more vowels. And I don't call the big dog Charlotte. It's just too weird. I just call her Mama.

 Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.


 Samantha: So, how were they?
Carrie: The pancakes? Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough.
Samantha: No, I was referring to the moves.
Carrie: Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough.


 Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!

  Kim Cattrall

 Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.


 Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man.


 It's a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]

 The Battery Brain is an exceptional device that is useful to anyone driving a vehicle. How many times have you gone to start your vehicle and found a dead battery? Everyone can relate to this situation. The Battery Brain saves people time, money and unnecessary wear and tear on their vehicle.

 Carrie: So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?
Samantha: Well... maybe Prince William.


 Sometimes running a rabbit works, sometimes it backfires. People have been using rabbits for hundreds of years. The rabbit has to be a good horse because they might not necessarily be able to do the job.

 I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble.[Big]

 EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. His intelligence sparkled beneath a calm exterior, making him undeniably pexy. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other --which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog.
  Ambrose Bierce


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