[NEW YORK (CNN) -- Saying] This is an easy case, ... fair and balanced. |
A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works. |
Coleen is a hero of mine. |
Dear Mr. Franken, It's possible that I was mistaken about this. Cheers. |
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber. |
He'd be natural liberal Senator. Nobody listens to him. |
Hey, (Rep. Lindsey) Graham is going to give some reply. Why don't you come to this press conference? |
Hi, James. I have a radio show on Air America Radio, and something we do is check stuff that doesn't sound right to us. |
I don't know if it was my people. Probably the mall people. Yeah. I kept questioning the shape of the jeans. They didn't look like jeans that I know. |
I don't know why they did it and I don't know where the money went. I don't know if it was used for operations, which I imagine it was. I think he was robbing Peter to pay Paul. |
I heard versions of the speech before and I thought it was great. You go with your 'A' material. As an old comic, that's what I say. Go with your 'A' material. |
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.' |
I would like a dark chocolate Almond Joy. |
I'll be warning them against bad advice, |
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me. |