Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. |
He [Calvin Coolidge] looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. |
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle |
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. |
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. |
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development |
If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me |
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me. |
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. |
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening |
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening |
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. |
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. |