Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech |
Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore. |
Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law |
Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law |
It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no one is attracted to a political career in the first place unless he is socially or emotionally crippled. |
It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no one is attracted to a political career in the first place unless he is socially or emotionally crippled. |
Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist. |
We journalists like to think we are the new crusaders-it's much more gratifying than the image of the journalist pigs evoked by Spitting Image puppets. |