I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. |
I remember Des O?Connor when he was white. |
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. |
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober... |
You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt! |
you could tell she wasn't a scrubber' - on Madonna |