[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains. |
[The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... You're entitled to be a lot crazier than you are. |
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. |
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. |
Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card. |
Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? |
Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation. |
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. |
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh. |
He's doing nothing different except not going to work. His life is still the same. |
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. |
I would be amazed if you didn't. |
I'm 83 years old. Rock music I understand. Rap music I'm just about to understand. But you guys I will never understand. What were you as kids? |
I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. |
I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored. |