Anything a woman asks for is really a demand. |
biggest misconception about hostage negotiators is that we're great talkers, when really we're good listeners. |
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name, |
Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, |
Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, you're coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control. |
If she's wearing a skirt, this means she's confident. If she smokes, she's got a bad-girl streak. |
It's the same as in hostage negotiation, we never use the word 'gun.' Instead of saying, 'I need you to lower that gun,' you say, 'I need you to lower that thing.' Calling it a 'thing' diminishes the weapon's power. |
We still got a chance. |