Always drink upstream from the herd |
Always drink upstream from the herd |
Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence |
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none |
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none |
Don't squat with your spurs on |
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging |
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around |
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep |
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. |
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day |
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away. |
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning |
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance |
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back |