It's funny how most activists are pacifists. |
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. |
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. |
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. |
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. |
Maybe now some dynamic young leader can help drag the Catholic church into the 19th century! |
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. |
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. |
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. |
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. |
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. |
Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth! |
Something is always simple until you try it. |
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. |
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems. |