[Which may also explain why the show at times seems to lapse into a pageant for the pretty and perky.] I'm a red-blooded American male, ... but I try to be classy. |
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. |
are the intellectual property of Comedy Central. |
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II' |
As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription. |
Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. |
Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark. |
Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. |
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.' |
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. |
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. |
Five Questions, |
George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17 |
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. |
I would do that and watch him, and it's depressing 'cause he is that good, |