247 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den 3 Juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed. |
| My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. |
| My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like "Heave" and "Squatting Turnips." |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. |
| Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. |
| Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night |
| New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you. |
| Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. |
| Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. |
| Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
| Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. |
| One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet |
| one of South Florida's most vital natural resources, a relentlessly sane voice in a howling hurricane of hypocrisy, hokum and hype. |
| One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or "fat recycling" wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing ass. |
| People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. |
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Sprichwort (1469548 st) Suche
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