We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. |
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. |
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps. |
You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X. |
You're looking at something that is going to revolutionize the whole world. |
[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office. |