In all seriousness, I have a very fine husband - a true gentleman who respects women. |
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap |
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. |
It's terrible! It took me about two hours to get to my house here the other day. But they are working on it and they have been for years. One of these days, hopefully, they will get it fixed and they will have all the right roads. |
Leave something good in every day. |
Many of the artists and musicians were already committed to family gatherings or other concert appearances, ... All of us involved want to put on the best show possible, so we decided to reschedule. |
Many of the artists and musicians were already committed to family gatherings or other concert appearances. All of us involved want to put on the best show possible, so we decided to reschedule. |
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures. |
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done! |
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order. |
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order. |
Out In The Parking Lot. |
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. |
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. |
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. |