Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery. |
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time. |
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free. |
Growing old is not growing up. |
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past. |
If food were free, why work? |
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it. |
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? |
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride. |
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever. |
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative. |
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think. |
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others. |
Love is a given, hatred is acquired. |
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing. |