A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. |
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself |
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. |
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. |
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait |
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management |
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management |
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management |
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. |
Even before the eruption it was about 45 feet. |
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. |
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own |